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Paul Horton's avatar

Hilarious, but oh so relatable!

Cindy Ojczyk's avatar

How can our lives be so similar when we've yet to meet? Is it the Midwestern vibe? Parenting teens? Husbands/wives? Enjoyable.

Henny Hiemenz's avatar

That’s one of the things I love about Substack Cindy. I wish all of you lived in my neighborhood!!!

And, thanks!!

Matt Cyr's avatar

Lotta laughs in this one. NCIS-popcorn-whiskey trifecta might have been my fave.

There’s a parallel in here with the pups in their crates, daughter shackled to TikTok and the man dragging everyone along with him that’s bang on accurate for a lotta guys I know.

One reason why I always work out at night is it provides a minimum viable excuse for why I have to get up every night between 2-3 am. “Sorry, drank too much water too late again.”

As George Costanza said, “it’s not a life if you believe it”

Henny Hiemenz's avatar

Thanks Matt! That second sentence, 🤯🤣

I’m pretty sure I could consume zero ounces of liquid over the course of the day and still need to get up and pee multiple times a night.

Moorea Maguire's avatar

You've been nominated for a Sunshine Blogger Award. ;) https://mooreamaguire.substack.com/p/and-the-nominees-are

Henny Hiemenz's avatar

Thanks Moorea!!!

Lee Bacon's avatar

100% agree with you about people who don't return their carts! I truly believe this is the most effective way to sort out humans between:

A) Good - Those who reliably return their carts, and

B) Bad - Those who don't.

Henny Hiemenz's avatar

I’d vote for a candidate that ran on that platform

Bill Southern's avatar

This is a new direction for you, Henny - I dig it!

Lisa Hides's avatar

Omg somehow I almost missed this! You did it!!! Yayyyy! And thanks for the shoutout!

Henny Hiemenz's avatar

Thank YOU Lisa for the help and for reading!!!

William Weaver's avatar

That was funny for real. And, relatable LOL

Henny Hiemenz's avatar

Appreciate it William!!