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Paul Horton's avatar

I really like your attitude. I am on Substack because I like reading people's thoughts and want to share my own. The subscription for a fee model does not seem sustainable for most "smaller" accounts. I never wanted to ask my friends for money, but love the new friends that I've made on Substack. Thanks very much, though, for the link to my book.

Henny Hiemenz's avatar

Same Paul. I’m so appreciative of folks here!!!

Paul Horton's avatar

Thanks for the recommendations of the other authors. I have gone on and subscribed to them.

Bill Southern's avatar

Mr. Hoffman seems like a real down-to-earth guy. I might have restricted his teaching to driver’s ed, where he might leave fewer scars.

Henny Hiemenz's avatar

Ha! I’m sure he’d have made that a traumatic experience as well.

Andrea Hoffmann's avatar

I feel your pain: middle aged woman AI is an instant churn of Haggatha Wartsoff photorealistic bullshit. Her hump changes shoulders in each iteration. F you, AI!!

Henny Hiemenz's avatar

I may be showing my naivetĆ© here, but who is this Haggatha lady? I’d google her but your hump comment makes me think maybe I shouldn’t!

Andrea Hoffmann's avatar

I made her up on the fly🤣🤣🤣

Henny Hiemenz's avatar

Ha.

That name sounds like an alias for that spammer that showed up in all of our feeds a few months ago up. Can’t remember her name now.

Andrea Hoffmann's avatar

Lololol

Yes,

Something about Horsed*ck

Lindsey's avatar

Oh shit, I had never realized that the app was pushing people who made money on here to the top. It makes sense and seems so obvious in retrospect. That sucks!

Also, I’m shocked your school even talked about homosexuality- mine’s approach was to not talk about anything ever. We definitely had the same message though: sex = bad. It was obviously super effective since about 10% of the girls I went to high school with got pregnant as teenagers.

Henny Hiemenz's avatar

Ha! Not sure how old you are, but we had some hs teenage pregnancies as well. It’s weird thinking how old those ā€œkidsā€ would be now.

Lindsey's avatar

A woman from my HS became a grandma at 36. Most of em are now early 20s!

Moorea Maguire's avatar

Yeah for People's History of the US!

Lee Bacon's avatar

I do like the idea of unsubscribing to all the random emails, marking the rest as read, and achieving inbox zero, but I think I have to accept it’s never gonna happen.

Henny Hiemenz's avatar

And starting over from scratch doesn’t work either, trust me.

Matt Cyr's avatar

Alex’s book is a blast. I’m over halfway through. Plenty to laugh at.

And your dad’s line about Catholic school is amazing. I didn’t go to Catholic school but my dad did, he’s getting old and grumpy and doesn’t laugh as much as he used to. I’m gonna lay that one on him some time. That kinda humor is in his wheelhouse. Will credit Mr Hiemenz ofc.

Henny Hiemenz's avatar

šŸ‘ŠšŸ¼, hope it makes him chuckle

Henny Hiemenz's avatar

Don’t get me started on beagles ā¤ļø

Michael Maupin šŸ„¾šŸ„µ šŸ…‚šŸ…ƒšŸ„¾šŸ…šŸ…ˆšŸ…‚šŸ„·šŸ„“šŸ„³'s avatar

Dude, they are the best dogs. And the worst dogs. They pack a punch.

I grew up with Labradors, and my Dad’s Aussie lab, was the smartest and sweetest dog I’ve ever known. Weird, but sweet. I love dogs. LOVE THEM.

Henny Hiemenz's avatar

Maverick is our second beagle. He is the polar opposite of our first, but at the same time, just so wonderful.

I grew up with poodles. And our other dog now is a pitty mix, so yeah, I’m team dog too šŸ˜„

Jason Sciborski's avatar

given the wiener advice from Mr. Hoffman, I can kind of understand your momā€˜s decision to opt you out šŸ˜‚

Henny Hiemenz's avatar

Oh I can guarantee you my mom never heard that story ….unless my dad reads this and tells her 🤣

William Weaver's avatar

So with the spam emails, what you have to do is set a filter each time you get one, that will send it directly to the trash.

The process for Gmail is to click the 3 dots in the top right, and select "Filter messages like this"- the email address will be prefilled, or it won't.

If it's not, then you'll want to go back to the email, copy that address, and then click the 3 dots and click the "Filter messages..." link.

On the next screen, add the email at the top.

At the bottom of that screen, click "Create Filter".

On the next screen, check the "Delete it" checkbox, and then click the big blue "Create filter" button, and it will take you back and delete that spam email.

You will never see an email from that specific address again.

I do this every morning in my biz email.

Bet you weren't expecting an email spam filtering tutorial ;)

William Weaver's avatar

Just trying to keep it fresh on the comments lol

Henny Hiemenz's avatar

Bro, I’m not gonna lie, your first message read like the teacher from Charlie Brown to me 🤣.

But I’ve copied it and will give it the old college try šŸ‘šŸ¼

William Weaver's avatar

🤣🤣🤣

Angie Maher's avatar

ā€œJust like any social media platform, what you see when you log on is a direct result of that platform’s algorithm. So, Substack has a vested interest in pushing creators who are making money to the top of people’s feeds.ā€

How did I not know this?!? Suddenly, everything makes so much sense. Here I thought it was just because my readers were basically lurkers, not commenters or engagers. Thanks for the insight, I appreciate the knowledge. I don’t appreciate not being able to provide my words without charging people.

Henny Hiemenz's avatar

There are definitely lurkers though. But I don’t judge…prior to Substack I red tons of stuff online and literally never engaged at all. So I get just wanting to take it all in.