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Jennifer Haubrich's avatar

I have absolutely no interest in golf, but I thoroughly enjoyed this. And I know about those fancy port-o-potties! You are so right.

Henny Hiemenz's avatar

Ha, thanks Jennifer!!! I accomplished my goal then…I figured most folks on here wouldn’t be as interested in the actual golf as I was.

Sheila Moeschen's avatar

Now if they could somehow find a way to broadcast this kind of "behind the putt" (sure, I could have gone for a "hole" joke just there, but I didn't because I HAVE STANDARDS! not really) drama, I would be all in for golf! I also had a VIPorto experience like that at an outdoor wedding. All it needed was a tub/shower set up and I probably would have tried to boost it after the event.

Henny Hiemenz's avatar

🤣🤣 I bet there is one with a tub/shower somewhere! There has to be. VIP tent at Coachella??

Sheila Moeschen's avatar

We know it’s not at the Fyre Festival!

Joshua Ramos Levine's avatar

I also know nothing about golf, but this ranks up there as one of the most entertaining reads about the sport I’ve encountered, along with the rigged game in the James Bond novel Goldfinger, and my friend A’s story of visiting Hooters after playing a round.

Henny Hiemenz's avatar

Holy cow, that is high praise. Thanks so much Joshua!!

Good Humor by CK Steefel's avatar

This is hilarious. Murphy’s Law weather app.

Fancy Porto potties. Haha.

Henny Hiemenz's avatar

Thanks! I am always wrong with the weather 🤦🏻‍♂️

Good Humor by CK Steefel's avatar

I posted on Notes a couple weeks ago that it was only 11am and I had already checked my weather app 4 x. Hehe.

Henny Hiemenz's avatar

You’d think after 20 or so years living somewhere I’d know to check more of than I do.

Bill Southern's avatar

I would have volunteered just for the chemical cookies - they're a delight!

Henny Hiemenz's avatar

All you could eat!

William Weaver's avatar

I'm not one for golf, but I'm happy for you that the porta potty was superb. How were the chemical cookies? I got a sugar rush just from seeing the pic.

Henny Hiemenz's avatar

They were gross but I still ate one 🤣

William Weaver's avatar

LMAO You're a brave soul my friend

Lee Bacon's avatar

I’ve wondered the same thing about those motorized scooters. Seems like a lot of people using them have just given up. Like, they’ve decided walking is hard and they just don’t want to do it anymore.

Henny Hiemenz's avatar

It’s funny you say that Lee. We know an elderly women who was struggling with a physical ailment and needed PT. But she wouldn’t go. The doctors and her family all told her she stood a good chance of losing the ability to walk if she didn’t do the rehab. Her response was, “what do I need to walk for?”

Sad.

Paul Horton's avatar

Thanks for the shout out! You are right that the plastic chairs are not worth it. They don't really accommodate mucho grande size well.

Moorea Maguire's avatar

Wow, your daughter's a talented gymnast!

Henny Hiemenz's avatar

It is crazy some of the stuff she can do. Thanks Moorea!!

Matt Musico's avatar

Chemical cookies for the win! Haha. Great read!