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Sheila Moeschen's avatar

The whole driving across country together... "one of our favorite things to do" bit. It's SOMEONE'S favorite thing. Your son is going to get to college and make up a story about how his dad is like just a plumber named Bob, so like, don't even bother trying to find him on Instagram or anything, whatever, you gonna eat that last slice of pizza?

Henny Hiemenz's avatar

Yeah, because you know this focker is shirtless on instagram. With 4 inch swim trunks.

Sheila Moeschen's avatar

It’s just…a lot. I know everyone is out there trying to break through and share their thing, but……it can be a lot. And as the yout say: Cringe. And as Alexis says: Ew, David!

Henny Hiemenz's avatar

We know someone with the personalized license plate of ewdavid

Top notch

Sheila Moeschen's avatar

In MA it costs extra for vanity plates. I’d happily spend the coin on that. Agreed. To notch. No notes

Shelly Mazzanoble's avatar

Organic undies for men AND Nelson in the same post?! Perfection, Henny. We do not deserve you. Also, their faces are even more punchable than I remember. 👊💁‍♂️

Henny Hiemenz's avatar

Right?!? And thanks 👊🏼!

Cindy Ojczyk's avatar

We have food halls in Minneapolis. Even Fargo ND has them. I would’ve thought the big city of Milwaukee would be flush with these glorified mall food courts with beer.

Henny Hiemenz's avatar

Ok, this needs clarification Cindy. Are you just talking about the food court in the mall…or is this something different??

And, is this yet another thing that is blatantly obvious to the rest of humanity that I have somehow missed again?

Cindy Ojczyk's avatar

They are just like a food court in a mall but not in a mall. Individual food vendors in one location with a common eating area. "Hall" is the marketing spin that disguises the words "food court." Here's a popular place in Minneapolis https://malcolmyards.market/ You can take your family. You can enjoy an alcoholic beverage while she enjoys some high-priced coffee or N/A foo-foo drink.

Henny Hiemenz's avatar

🤣🤣🤣 very cool though

Michael Maupin 🄾🄵 🅂🅃🄾🅁🅈🅂🄷🄴🄳's avatar

We need to make this a Zoom chat. Please include doouchy men or man. I may fit that role but happy to sub out. Bench me, coach!

Henny Hiemenz's avatar

I have no douchey friends Mike. And you are my friend. Ergo, you are not a douche.

#themoreyouknow

Bill Southern's avatar

Henny, I agree with you: “douchyier” is definitely a word. . .and it appears to be most appropriate in this case. A word of caution regarding “jagoff” - in Pittsburgh it has the same meaning, but is also used as a playful term of endearment.

Henny Hiemenz's avatar

What??? I’m guessing this is like the Irish thing, calling someone a fecker while you drink till you blackout?

Trav and I have many “terms of endearment”….most of them wildly inappropriate and obscene.

Bill Southern's avatar

Those are the best kinds of “terms of endearment.”

Paul Horton's avatar

My wife just asked me why I was laughing out loud audibly. It was because I just read your Nelson subtitle.

Henny Hiemenz's avatar

Well that’s it Paul, my weekend has been made. Muchas Gracias!

William Weaver's avatar

LOL that was a lot.

Only 240,000 subscribers? #loser

About more punchable faces... I could literally paste at least a dozen just from the headlines today.

To be honest, I couldn't punch the Nelson kids. Not saying they look like girls, they do, I'm just not saying it.

Henny Hiemenz's avatar

You’ll probably start seeing more now then

William Weaver's avatar

Yep lol

Henny Hiemenz's avatar

I guess you’re not wrong there, but that is more based on their personalities probably.

I’m sure Nelson were fine, upstanding young men. But those faces. And that hair. Ugh.

Look at us! Debating punchable faces. Bet you think that was gonna be a part of your Friday did ya?

William Weaver's avatar

I'm liking the face punching distraction actually :)

Moorea Maguire's avatar

Hahahaha. I can't stand people who name drop.

Henny Hiemenz's avatar

Right?! And if you’re gonna do it at least make it someone we’ve heard of.

Moorea Maguire's avatar

LOL. Even when it's someone I've heard of, the name dropper comes off as insecure or full of themselves.