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Rick Lewis's avatar

I was right with you until you threw shade at Denny's, but I did finish the rest of the article because I knew you'd make me laugh, however skewed your view of fine dining establishments.

Henny Hiemenz's avatar

I LOVE Denny’s!! My go to is a half order of nachos, buffalo chicken strips, & Diet Coke!!!

But I’ve never had to wait for a table 😉

Daniel Puzzo's avatar

I didn't realise Denny's was still around. Haven't seen one in...decades? But then again, I rarely go back to the US, my experience is limited to New Hampshire and South Carolina. It's all Friendly's up north, Waffle House down south. Cracker Barrel everywhere.

Henny Hiemenz's avatar

Maybe Denny’s fill in the rest. I miss Friendly’s. I think there was one here in Wisconsin when we first moved here but I haven’t seen one in forever

Albert Cory's avatar

Cracker Barrel is not everywhere. Not even one in the commie Bay Area.

Rick Lewis's avatar

Fun fact: I once had a waitress serve me and my family the only meal we could find while traveling and stranded in a small town in Arizona on Christmas eve. This woman worked her Xmas eve delivering our meal with incredible kindness without a shred of resentment on the evening she had to spend, NOT with her own family, as a bottom of the totem pole server in the franchise, and I've never felt the holiday spirit more in my life.

Henny Hiemenz's avatar

I’ve had similar experiences, kinda makes you feel great and sad at the same time

Ted Patchell's avatar

Our local Denny's is now a "dispensary." Try dining on that.

Paul Horton's avatar

Not an NBA fan. Good thing it’s just the NBA. The other sport’s couldn’t possibly be like this, too. My sports world is therefore clean and pure

Henny Hiemenz's avatar

This has put you back in my good graces friend. Rocky IV be damned 🤣🤣

Joshua Ramos Levine's avatar

Henny and Paul, were you guys feuding about Rocky IV? I missed that. But I was just writing about the Rocky series for a future piece and I think that’s the only one they didn’t film in Philadelphia, so that’s probably a sore point for you Henny!

Also, this was hilarious, I don’t follow the NBA but it’s quite a good story. I know all about Steve Ballmer though, he was legendary back in Seattle when he took over as Microsoft CEO. Microsoft did their own version of under the table pay by forcing out employees and hiring them back as contractors so they didn’t have to follow all of the employment laws.

Henny Hiemenz's avatar

Blocked and reported.

🤣🤣

Rocky 5??!!?!!? Joshua I’m speechless.

Joshua Ramos Levine's avatar

I know, this Tommy Gunn character was really bizarre at first. But the whole thing where Stallone cast his actual son, and then Tommy developed into a real prima donna—somehow it felt real to me.

Henny I should also double block you for calling it Rocky 5 and not V :)

Henny Hiemenz's avatar

RIP Sage Stallone

(he was objectively terrible in this film however)

Henny Hiemenz's avatar

And Tommy Morrison for that matter!

Henny Hiemenz's avatar

Shocker, he was a crook then too?? 🤣🤣

Joshua Ramos Levine's avatar

Yeah Ballmer, Paul Allen, and Bill Gates all have/had pretty bad reps around Seattle. People seemed to like Satya Nadella when he took over though. He did study at UW-Milwaukee so maybe that’s why people like him?

Henny Hiemenz's avatar

I didn’t know that!!

Paul Horton's avatar

Henny loved it, I did not. I think we will learn to live with it, though.

Joshua Ramos Levine's avatar

Well Henny’s wrong (hope he doesn’t see this and block me!)— Rocky IV was the worst in the series. Stallone cast his future wife Brigitte Nielsen and she was terrible for the role, and the Dolph Lundgren character was the shallowest opponent Rocky ever faced. But I’m preaching to the choir!

I enjoyed Rocky V though even though it got terrible reviews so what do I know.

Paul Horton's avatar

Preach. I called it a Ronald Reagan infomercial.

Albert Cory's avatar

Your guide to being a retarded judger of "evidence" is spot-on.

1) I don't believe it.

2) OK, but those are just allegations. There is no official determination.

3) I knew it all along.

In basketball, one great player really CAN make the difference, but only if he's got supporting players. Michael Jordan had Scottie Pippen.

Henny Hiemenz's avatar

Yeah not like football. Archie Manning comes to mind. Barry Sanders too.

Good Humor by CK Steefel's avatar

It's tough to find unbiased reporters. Love the 28 mill under the table. How does that work? Buy a laundromat?

Henny Hiemenz's avatar

Very basically, the team invested that amount of money into a company, which the company then used to pay the player (that exact amount!) for him to be a spokesperson for them. Which he literally never did.

Good Humor by CK Steefel's avatar

Ohhhh! It’s like an endorsement for Coke but he never went in front of the cameras. I want that job.

Diane Roth's avatar

Awesome post, Henny! I don't follow basketball, but what a story. You've definitely done it justice with your hilarious take!

Henny Hiemenz's avatar

Appreciate that Diane! That was my goal, to make it readable for non-bball fans. Honestly, I’m not a big NBA fan, but there is just something about this story that I find fascinating.

Rosa Maria's avatar

So, Darla, which are your thoughts?

Henny Hiemenz's avatar

Darla just wants to nap in piece, without her little brother Maverick nipping at her ears

Rosa Maria's avatar

The cheek of that cheeky Beagle!

Justin Barber's avatar

The fact that I, knowing jack about basketball, could understand this post enough to laugh the entire time is a testament to your writing skills my friend. Now I want Denny's, and I feel more ready than ever to jump to black and white conclusions like a good American! And "Nuance is for Communists" really needs to be a t-shirt 😂

Henny Hiemenz's avatar

I love that t-shirt idea!!!!

Also, thanks for the comment. I really debated doing this piece for that exact reason. I’m not a huge basketball fan either but I’ve just been obsessed with the story. Such a great example of what is happening in our country right now when it comes to the dynamics of power and media.

Shelly Mazzanoble's avatar

Henny, you are on fire lately! This was as brilliant as your whole line of thinking!

Henny Hiemenz's avatar

Your too kind friend, too kind I say!!

Ted Patchell's avatar

Just when the Clippers finally got their own arena.....

Mary Beth Lathrop's avatar

SO educational and enlightening!! I'm not big into pro basketball so I didn't land on this story until the verdict, BUT next time I need a plan I'll review this perfect example. 👍👊

Thank you, Henny!

Henny Hiemenz's avatar

I’ve been embarrassingly obsessed with it. Clearly 🤣

CansaFis Foote's avatar

…had the laugh when the ballmer $30M number was put in comparison to his $150B wallet, the equivalent of your typical joe getting a bike parking ticket for $35…the wide flattening of information, flat earthening as ai slopmageddon continues, definitely shines lazer light show on the pink floydian us and them of it all…there is no us anymore, but wisconsin dells fudge if there isn’t an increasing number of thems…looking forward to uncle dennis’s substack podcast…

Henny Hiemenz's avatar

Uncle Dennis’s Substack…count me the Wisconsin dells fudge in!!!

In an early iteration of this piece I considered doing the math on what that fine would be like to a normal person, like percentage wise. Then I realized I’m terrible at math.

Chris Stanton's avatar

“Nuance is for communists.“🤣

This whole Clippers situation is like Martin Scorsese made a movie called “TallFellas.”

Susan Brockman's avatar

I loved everything about this, and I'm only aware of basketball because my son is an avid NBA follower. Your insights apply to other areas of my life, however, and, as always, I love your sense of humor. Thanks for the book recommendation. I'll share it with my son.