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Larry Urish's avatar

After watching this, I'm sorry I never say Mystery Science Theater 3000! Your back-and-forth banter is, well, Super.

I realize that Shiela is from "Bah-stin," home of the Satanic Celtics (Go Lakers!), but she makes up for it by knowing who John Elway is. We'll call it even.

Henny Hiemenz's avatar

Thanks for watching Larry! I let her off easy for mentioning Doug Flutie in the same sentence as Joe Montana 🤣

Larry Urish's avatar

When you mentioned "Flutie," my brain shouted "overrated!"

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Sportswriter Rick Reilly (you probably know of him, yes?) once penned a column called "John Elway: An Appreciation." I've tried to look it up a few times online. No luck. If you can find it, more power to you ... and please let me know.

My point: In the column, Reilly said that if Joe Montana had the kind of teams that Elway had early in his career, he'd be selling life insurance instead of playing in the NFL. Translated: Montana was lucky to get in with Coach Walsh and SF; Elway, not so lucky. Does that mean Montana was overrated? Hmm...

Full disclosure: Joey M. used to BEAT THE SHIT our of my Rams ... so I'm biased.

Henny Hiemenz's avatar

The life of Reilly, loved that column!!

Wilbon was just saying earlier this week that he thought those Niners teams may have been the team with the most great players on it, ever.

Larry Urish's avatar

Agree 100%

Daniel Puzzo's avatar

Enjoyed this little back-and-forth, thanks gents!

Henny Hiemenz's avatar

Thanks Daniel!!!

Larry Urish's avatar

You’re most welcome! (Henny, send him an invoice.)

Maria T.C.'s avatar

“There’s no news now, it’s just propaganda” → Lovely, unexpected insight during a sports podcast!

Henny Hiemenz's avatar

So hard to find spaces where people just speak the truth without the underlying desire to turn a profit.

Sheila Moeschen's avatar

This was truly so. much. fun! And I felt pretty superior watching all two quarters of the 2026 Super Bowl, so thanks for the crash course in sports snobbery Henny!!

Henny Hiemenz's avatar

Sheila you troll me more than my teenage daughter. #respect

Sheila Moeschen's avatar

It’s in the fem genes! We can’t help it! And one of our many superpowers

Daniel Puzzo's avatar

Sheila, you're so sweet, endearing and innocent in your questions, and Henny is the ultimate patient, kind host, this was great fun.

Where in Boston do you live? I went to Tufts and lived in the area 8 years total.

You are so right about Connecticut, I have loads of relatives in Waterbury, the entire state is a dump.

The look on your face when Henny is explainingW.A.R. is priceless, even I barely know what W.A.R. is (I used to be huge baseball fan, not so much anymore).

I totally think the NFL should take you up on some ideas, not so sure about the jersey switching, but a fresh perspective from an outsider might help improve a few things!

Henny Hiemenz's avatar

Jersey switching or bust!!!!

Sheila Moeschen's avatar

I really believe in this idea! C’mon NFL! Don’t sleep on this!

Sheila Moeschen's avatar

Daniel ! Tufts YAY! I am in West Medford and Tufts campus is really beautiful (best kept natural secret!). Apologies (a little) to CT. I think they really skate by on their pizza game, otherwise GO AROUND this state! The good news is that we are poised to start complaining about the Red Sox around here and the Bruins will slog it out until July it seems, so there could be another MSports T-3000 in the future!

Henny Hiemenz's avatar

Wow. I haven’t heard another human reference the Boston Bruins in ages. Did not see that coming from you Sheila.

Sheila Moeschen's avatar

Are we really that terrible...again...this season? We had a friend of the family who was Ukranian who coined this phrase about a concert: "They are, how you say, sucking all over the place." I think it can be broadly applied, no?

Henny Hiemenz's avatar

No question. Many things are sucking all over the place these days!

Joshua Ramos Levine's avatar

Glad I invested an hour in that! You two were hilarious, Henny and Sheila. I've now subscribed to Sheila.

But I must put a fact-check: it was that Carrie lady from SATC in Failure to Launch, not Kate Hudson! That has been living rent-free in my head for 2 decades now.

Favorite quotes:

S: Hockey is so beautiful and violent...it must be so satisfying...do they ever use safety words while they're out there?

S: The world is coming together in peace and harmony and corn syrup. H: As we fatten up the third world.

NYLife Ad: Do life insurance agents have friends?

And I learned from Henny that John Madden came up with the word turducken.

Henny Hiemenz's avatar

Thanks for listening man!!! And dammit on Sarah Jessica Parker 😆😆…must be the Mandela effect again!

Bill Southern's avatar

Nice homage to MST 3000 - loved that alien dude. A Super Bowl without Clydesdales? C’mon, man! And, being a fellow clarinet player, I recognized Pete Fountain, a very popular Dixieland musician back then - probably the 2nd-most recognizable Dixieland dude after Al Hirt, a trumpeter, who I think performed at halftime of one of the early (single digit) Super Bowls.

Henny Hiemenz's avatar

Done! You may not be the Sausage King of Chicago, but 3rd most recognizeable Dixieland dude?!?!

That’s rarefied air my friend!!

Henny Hiemenz's avatar

Holy shit Bill! The fact that you knew that guys name, and I didn’t even know the name of his instrument is hilarious.

Is there a 3rd most recognizable Dixieland dude? 😉

Can’t believe I thought the clarinet was a flute 🤦🏻‍♂️

Bill Southern's avatar

Well, I am a member of the “Clarinet Fraternity.” Good question on No. 3 - if anyone should be prepared to respond to that question, it’s me. Maybe Wynton Marsalis, although he was in a much later generation than the other two - the Marsalis clan is New Orleans royalty.

Daniel Puzzo's avatar

This was an absolute hoot, you two are so funny, what a great host you are Henny (I can learn a thing or two, I need to study your calm, nonplussed demeanour in more detail).

I vaguely remember watching this game live whilst living in Germany, we had no school the next day, thankfully, since the game kicked off around 2am local time. My friend at the time was a big Broncos fan and re-watching this now, what a poor game plan they had, so badly outcoached.

I've never actually seen Mystery Science Theatre 3000 though I've heard of it. I'm not even sure if I knew what it was? Funnily, I did something sort of like this around this time a year ago, but on my own, from a language teacher's perspective analysing Zelenksy's visit to the White House. And a Ukrainian friend of mine has been pestering me for ages to do a kind of podcast where she talks about her favourite pop culture stuff (she's into loads of American reality TV, the Kardashians, Rupaul's Drag Race, stuff like that) and I comment cluelessly from my cranky old Gen X perspective.

Have you done any more of these style videos? They're good fun!

Henny Hiemenz's avatar

Thanks Daniel! Nope, first time….you should definitely do yours!!!

Daniel Puzzo's avatar

This sounds terrific, I will be watching this later this evening, just caught the first couple of minutes for now but will happily let this fill the void from football season being over.

Henny Hiemenz's avatar

Thanks for going back and listening 👍🏼👊🏼

Jon Murphy's avatar

This was such a good idea. Sheila’s play by play was great!

Henny Hiemenz's avatar

She’s a natural!!

Jon Murphy's avatar

I’d tune into a game with you too covering it. I enjoyed the spontaneity and fresh eyes on it

Henny Hiemenz's avatar

It was a lot of fun!! Hopefully folks like it and we can do it again sometime. Fingers crossed some folks find it on YouTube.

Good Humor by CK Steefel's avatar

Loved MST! I'm with Sheila (and John Snow). "I know nothing."

I wanted to do a reboot with my dog.

Henny Hiemenz's avatar

“I know nothing, I see nothing!”

Said in my best Sergeant Schultz voice