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William Weaver's avatar

Hilarious 😂 But still not sure if that was a real interview or not. Seems so possible 🤔

Henny Hiemenz's avatar

Didn’t really take all that much creativity 😄

William Weaver's avatar

Lol 😆

Rick Lewis's avatar

Speaking of fun. Enjoyed this Henny and glad to have stumbled into your marvelously twisted lair.

Henny Hiemenz's avatar

Thanks Rick!

Marvelously twisted…love it! The next time my wife accuses me of being a nut job I’m gonna say, nope! I’m marvelously twisted hun!!! 😀

Beth Lisogorsky's avatar

Ok all of this is freakin’ fascinating

Bill Southern's avatar

Brilliant piece, Henny! Perhaps you’ll share your significant health challenge story. I got around to writing about mine, after about 20 years. . .

https://ruleofthree.substack.com/p/i-was-dead-but-im-better-now?utm_source=publication-search

Henny Hiemenz's avatar

Holy cow what an experience! I wonder, if you asked yourself the same question now that you did at the end of that piece…would the answer be the same?

Bill Southern's avatar

Yeah, I tried death. . .but I didn’t care for it.

Joseph Davis's avatar

Funny piece and that fifth dog pic looks a lot like our old pooch!

Joseph Davis's avatar

We had to put our 15 year old dog down 2 weeks ago. We’re not ready to go down that road again quite yet.

Henny Hiemenz's avatar

Oh geez, I’m so sorry!

Joseph Davis's avatar

It’s all good! Always enjoy your dog pics.

Henny Hiemenz's avatar

Thanks Joseph!! You have a doggo now?

Lee Bacon's avatar

Funny stuff! No wonder Elon has been so successful with such a competent consigliere.

Henny Hiemenz's avatar

As much as this piece was about wanting to be a consigliere, I think all of us would do well if we had one of our own. Think of the amount of murder and debauchery we could get up to!

Taylor's avatar

A laugh was had!!

Henny Hiemenz's avatar

Mission accomplished then Taylor, thanks!!

Travis Robbins's avatar

Finally! The perfect word to describe the relationship I have had with Henny for almost 30 years! Good things come to those who wait

Henny Hiemenz's avatar

Stop the presses folks….Travis has arrived to Substack!!! Buckle up, things are about to get spicy 🤣🤣

Angie Maher's avatar

So entertaining!!! Loved it…totally sucked in!

Henny Hiemenz's avatar

Thanks Angie!! Stepped out on a limb a little with this one 😄

Good Humor by CK Steefel's avatar

Now Belichick's muse or consiglieri is a 25 yo hottie. He's not winning games anymore. Go figure.

Henny Hiemenz's avatar

Carissa!!! I’ve got a podcast episode coming next month about that very topic. With one of your favorite substackers to boot!

Good Humor by CK Steefel's avatar

Awesome. Can’t wait!

Paul Horton's avatar

My father, Sox fan to the end, once asked “How would you like to be Mrs Don Zimmer?” I would indeed not.

Henny Hiemenz's avatar

Ha! Yeah, he was like a cross between a leprechaun and a goblin