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Henny Hiemenz's avatar

You have lost your way, young son!! Wawa rocks!! Miller is ok and the only thing better about your ballpark is that he has a roof. How about I send you a scrapple sandwich

Jenn Schuessler's avatar

Noooooo….scrapple is delish! 😎

Henny Hiemenz's avatar

OMG no, you are a scrapple lover? You may be the first non-Philadelphian that I’ve ever met that knew what it was, let alone liked it. If you aren’t aware yet what it is made of, don’t google it.

Jenn Schuessler's avatar

Just look at it as the “flatbread” of hotdogs, Henny. 😂 My dad was from Baltimore. Every time we visited his sister’s family (from NJ where I grew up), she served it with pancakes. I loved it. But you also probably didn’t know I ate liverwurst sandwiches with only mustard on white bread everyday as a kid. Hated PBJ. Wouldn’t eat it. So I was a weird kid. Still a weirdo, I’m sure of it. 😬

Henny Hiemenz's avatar

Liverwurst?!? Next thing you’ll be telling me you at anchovies out of a can 🤣

Bill Southern's avatar

We went the other way - my wife and I grew up in Chicago and moved to Philly for six years. Philly is where I learned to talk over people - Midwesterners don’t do that. We loved Wawa, Rita’s, Jim’s Steaks, and many things Philly. By the way, suggesting that fish fries on Friday nights might be a religious experience has validity - a certain religion endorsed that strategy - although I don’t know how many Catholics live in Wisconsin.

Henny Hiemenz's avatar

Yes Bill, lots of Catholics. The funny thing is I was raised Catholic and only remember the no meat on Friday thing happening during Lent. But it seems as though it’s a year round thing I guess.

Andy Carter's avatar

Enjoyed this, Henny.

I’ve sadly never been to the states but Wisconsin sounds up my street (and not too dissimilar to where I live tbh) Sport, beer, outdoorsy, sometimes freezing - can’t go wrong!

Henny Hiemenz's avatar

Thanks Andy!! I’ve been to your neck of the woods and agree with the comparison. Hadn’t put that together yet though, thanks for sharing!

Jenn Schuessler's avatar

Omg, this is hilarious!! 😂 I learned a lot about WI…like fish fries and old fashioneds made with Korbel. TBH, sounds a lot like Ireland 😂 (cold, fish and chips, and hot toddies). Huge fan of Philly though. One of my favorite cities. This was enjoyable to read, Henny. Loved it! ❤️

Henny Hiemenz's avatar

Thanks Jenn! Definitely a lot like Ireland, and I actually have a bit coming about that - very prescient!

Moorea Maguire's avatar

I was actually eating fish as I read this. Alas, it was not fried.

Henny Hiemenz's avatar

Haha! Probably tasted better.

Morgan Wrolstad's avatar

Isn’t everything south of Chicago basically southern Illinois? ;)

Henny Hiemenz's avatar

Ah, spoken like a true Chicagoan 😉

Good Humor by CK Steefel's avatar

Booze warms the body. Maybe that’s why there are so many bars? Hope you’re staying warm— with or without booze.

Julie Murdock's avatar

Hahaha--entertaining read, or should I say listen. This is the first time I've used the audio on a post and it worked out great to be able to listen and laugh while having to do something else. I learned a few things about my Midwestern neighbor Wisconsin, which I have always associated with beer and cheese (and more recently, Charlie Berens). I had no idea about the Korbel Old Fashioned--sounds horrible. (Confirmed by your footnote.) And the fish fry actually IS a religious experience. All those German and Polish settlers brought with them the Catholic tradition of abstaining from meat on Fridays; fish was considered an acceptable alternative. As a Johnny-come-lately Catholic by marriage many years ago, I was worried about fitting in with my ex-mother-in-law on this until someone pointed out that her brother, a priest, was stuffing his face with shaved ham. I never worried about it after that.

Henny Hiemenz's avatar

Holy cow I found that, amazing! And that is definitely not my voice 🤣. I don’t know how that happened but it’s very cool. I’m going to have to keep my eye on that for other posts. Thanks for pointing it out!

Julie Murdock's avatar

I saw that you can actually choose to do a voice note and record your own, but I had no idea they were adding in AI voices or whoever that is reading your post!

Henny Hiemenz's avatar

Did you try to post a picture with that comment Julie? It sounds like it but I can’t see it.

Henny Hiemenz's avatar

Ah yes, Catholics. They know how to ruin everything 🤣(I was raised catholic). I am so new to Substack I don’t even know what you are talking about regarding the audio part. How’s that work?

Julie Murdock's avatar

When your post popped up in my feed, it had a “play” button (see below), which I pressed to see what it would do, and voila! It did an audio of your post. I am even newer than you, so I assumed it was you who had narrated it! Now I’m curious if this is a feature on all Substack posts?

Julie Murdock's avatar

Well, crap. I thought I’d posted a screenshot, but apparently that doesn’t work. There was a right-facing arrow in the upper right corner of your post when I opened it in the app.

Miles Madron's avatar

Sounds like my kinda place. I live an Old Fashioned, but made with brandy? That's original.

Henny Hiemenz's avatar

Yes, originally shitty!! 🤣

Paul Horton's avatar

Buffalo is really a Midwest town, so much more like Wisconsin than Philly. Right down to the ubiquitous fish fries. Love your point about winter—it’s the length.

Henny Hiemenz's avatar

And you typically get much more snow than us 🤮

Angie Maher's avatar

You just ripped on Philly…out loud?!?! You’ve got some serious nerve…or you know no one from Philly, Henny!

God be with you. CBP is amazing…love going to the park to see a game. The Lincoln is also pretty awesome. I’ll just leave it at that…and wait to see if any true haters come at you later. 🤣

Henny Hiemenz's avatar

I welcome any and all haters 🤣🤣

William Weaver's avatar

LMAO!!

Henny Hiemenz's avatar

Glad you liked it William!!