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Justin Barber's avatar

Full-on belly laughs at least four times, enough for my wife to ask me what I was looking at. She’s still got a ways to go, but I can’t wait to pitch these supplements to her! 😂

Henny Hiemenz's avatar

Hahaha…just be ready to possibly be sleeping on the couch 🤣

Angie Maher's avatar

My friend, I am so glad you are familiar with the Holiday Inn Express…you may want to consider buying stock or befriending the manager there. I foresee your need to stay there more than you might have imagined. If not because of your wife, because of any other woman who has your home address. 🤣🤭😊😆

Henny Hiemenz's avatar

Maybe I should go off the grid! 🤣🤣

Angie Maher's avatar

But…the podcast???

Henny Hiemenz's avatar

I can record it from a SCIF in the South Pacific!

Angie Maher's avatar

That seems pretty extreme…but I guess if you are going to disappear, you might as well go to the other side of the world and the southern hemisphere.

Henny Hiemenz's avatar

I’d actually love to live on one of those islands for a little while someday. Maybe a month or two…and just be like, gone.

Angie Maher's avatar

I’d love to be anywhere but here right now. But $…🤦‍♀️

Moorea Maguire's avatar

😆😂

The reason this is so funny is that mansplaining is all too common, even on Substack. Hooray for men who get it!

Henny Hiemenz's avatar

It was my sincere hope that you ladies would “get it”…and not come at me wielding pitchforks 😊

Tamara Casey's avatar

🤣 hilarious!

Henny Hiemenz's avatar

Thanks Tamara!!!

Lisa St. Lou's avatar

🤣🤣🤣 As a REAL LIFE perimenopausal woman, I agree with all of this. Especially the part about it being all in our heads. I don’t know HOW Dr. Mary Claire Haver missed this !!! Now, after I don’t cold plunge (because it only benefits men after a certain age, silly goose) and “punt” you in the face, I will be purchasing your inner circle tier so that I can ensure I won’t ever experience a “hot flash” in the same way again!

Henny Hiemenz's avatar

Shit Lisa, punt you in the face has a bunch of people in this waiting room looking at me weird now that I just chortled out loud 🤣🤣

Rosa Maria's avatar

The dog wants YOU to read loudly the book before bedtime.

Henny Hiemenz's avatar

She loves her snuggles! Reading, not so much I don’t think 🤣

William Weaver's avatar

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Rick Lewis's avatar

Please put on the list for your next program offer for post-peri-menopause women. Whatever the offer is, I wouldn't hesitate to recommend it to my wife having experienced the impressively sensitive and perfectly tailored program for women you've already created here. I will sign her up as a Christmas present.

Henny Hiemenz's avatar

Hahaha. I’m sure I’ll write about that in a few years!

Janice's avatar

Seriously though it’s causing huge numbers of divorce and it’s so pathetic.

Janice's avatar

This is absolutely bloody brill 😎